Bad Bunny and the American Empire

by Jonathan Blaustein




My kids love Bad Bunny.

They play his music all the time, and I love it now too. (He was really funny on SNL, and in the Happy Gilmore sequel.)

Clearly, he's a super-talented guy.

And he was exceptional last night at the Super Bowl halftime show.

What a joy to watch someone succeed, at that level, on LITERALLY the world’s biggest stage.

There was so much love, pride, creativity, collaboration, hard work, and detail-level obsession in that performance. I can’t imagine anyone not liking it.

Except, of course I can.

A large segment of the American population hates Bad Bunny so much they chose to watch an aging Kid Rock instead.

They screamed into their phones, how much they despised that he sings in Spanish. (The native tongue of Puerto Rico, where people also speak English.)

Why?

It’s a great question.

Image courtesy of Billboard.com, copyright to Kevin C Cox/Getty




The one thing that bugs me most about this story, that drives me to write, is how historically absurd it all is.

Rightwing Americans got upset about hearing Spanish, or watching a “non-American” singing.

"He’s not white! It’s not English!"

And if you polled those same people, and asked them whether Bad Bunny is actually American, or what the status of Puerto Rico is, we all know the numbers would be sorry.

The history is simply not understood.

Spain (filled with Europeans) colonized the island for nearly 400 years, before the US took it/won it as spoils of the Spanish-American War in 1898.



America taking Puerto Rico, Image courtesy of Libcom.org




America owns Puerto Rico, because we are an imperialist nation.

Just like native Hawaiians or Alaskans did not ask to become Americans, (nor did native New Mexicans, for that matter,) people in Puerto Rico had no choice in the matter.

We freaking took them over.

So now they’re Americans.

And Puerto Ricans speak English, because they’re Americans, but they also speak Spanish, because Spain ran the place for four centuries. (Thanks, Christopher Columbus!)

It’s all too much, people complaining that members of the Empire, who were absorbed against their will, are not American enough for the Super Bowl.

You can fuck right off, as far as I’m concerned.

(I’ll be too busy dancing to NEUVAYoL.)

Image courtesy of Naval History and Heritage Command